Showing posts with label friday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label friday. Show all posts

Friday, March 8, 2024

Friday Feelings

 Finally, It's Friday. . .

   Let the FUN Begin!























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  My teachers told me I’d never amount to much since I procrastinate so much.
I told them, “Just you wait!”

Who cares anyway?! It's Friday...


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Happy Fry-Day Everyone!

 

I hope your Fry-day is or was as GOOD as these Fries were.

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That Friday Feeling . . . 


Happy, Happy, HAPPY Friday night and a wonderful weekend to you all!

Friday, August 5, 2022

Thank God It's Friday!

 A Friday Prayer

Wishing you a wonderful and blessed Friday night. 

Have a great weekend, blog friends! 

Thursday, April 14, 2022

Thinking of You!

 

Nothing much to say, 

just wishing you a...

Friday Feelings!


I hope you have a wonderful weekend!

Friday, June 12, 2020

Friday Finally!

Get ready, Get set,

GO!


First, get in the mood and then . . .

Let the FUN begin!

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Joke4Fun Memes: When its friday
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Pick One


The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family. 

One of the shortest wills ever written: “Being of sound mind, I spent all the money.”  

"I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves." 
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35 Best LOL - Animal Humor Cartoons images | Funny animals, Crazy ...
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Kids!

Dad Jokes, Dad Burns, And Then Old Folks Wonder Why Their Sons Don ...

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How 'bout THAT!? 

😄

Happy Friday Night Everyone, 

Wishing you a great weekend!

Friday, April 24, 2020

Thank God It's Friday!

 That look when you know it's Friday!

Jace has that feeling you get when you know it's Friday!😉 💖 


Welcome friends! 

It's time to sit back, relax, and enjoy some Friday Funnies. We hope you get a chuckle or two. 


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99 Funniest Dad Jokes

Just an appetizer here, keep reading.

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Keen On Cleanliness

Boss:- We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?


New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

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A lady went to a psychiatrist complaining of a terrible phobia. “Every time I lay down on my bed I get this terrible fear that there is something underneath.

“Wow” responded the psychiatrist “I’ve never heard of such a phobia, but like all phobias it can be treated, but it will likely take around 20 sessions.”

“OK” responded the lady “how much is each session?” “Oh it’s just $80 a session, but trust me it’s well worth it.”

When the lady didn’t come back to the psychiatrist he gave the lady a call. “How come I didn’t hear from you? He asked.”

“Well” responded the lady “when I came home and told my husband about the cost he thought he would save some money, he just cut the legs off the bed!"
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Two guys are walking through a game park and they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men.

They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord."

He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion.

 As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."



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Happy Friday Night!

Friday, March 13, 2020

Friday the 13th

Superstitions



Whether you believe in superstitions or not they are here to stay. Many of them have been around since the beginning of time. Superstition is an irrational belief arising from ignorance or fear, so there are a lot of scary ignorant people running around these days. As human beings, we tend to make up things when we can’t understand or explain something.

Here are a few common superstitions I remember from childhood:

-Find a 4-leaf clover and you will have GOOD LUCK.

-If you drop a comb while you are combing your hair is a sign of BAD LUCK.

-Never throw hair from your comb or brush outside. Birds will get your hair,     build a nest with it, and you will go crazy.

-If you dream of fish or fishing, someone you know is pregnant.

-If you break a mirror it means you will have 7 years of bad luck.


So, We Make Up Things When We Can’t Explain Something.

And, here is a really good one for you!

-If the first visitor to your house on New Year’s morning is a woman, you will have BAD LUCK all year long. If it is a man, your will have GOOD LUCK all year long.


My Mama and Grandmother practiced this one religiously. My grandmother would send PaPa to our house at the crack of dawn, and Mama would send my daddy to my grandmother’s. This way they were assured that a MAN was the first visitor to the house on New Year’s Day…for good luck.

How rational is that? Are you superstitious or not? Do you know anyone who is superstitious? Do you have a superstition to share? We would love to hear about it. 


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Friday, February 7, 2020

Friday Feelings

Inspiration & Motivation


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Get Up and "DO SOMETHING" 
~Quote~ 
2 year old Grandson, Jace... 
whenever he was frustrated.

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Friday, January 24, 2020

Happy Anniversary Kay-Musings!

Happy 47th Wedding Anniversary to Kay & Art!

  
Kay, I wish you and Art a Happy Anniversary!  I hope you two have a wonderful time today. Congratulations on reaching this precious milestone. I wish you all the best, praying you have many more happy years together. 

Love and hugggs to you!
Photo plagiarized from Kay's Profile. Please forgive me!
Hello to other blog Friends - Happy Friday!

Hello to you my good friends and blogging buddies. How are you today, this evening, tonight, whatever it is where you are? I hope you have had a good week so far and a nice time Blogging today.

It is 11:30 am here in the great state of Texas. I'm getting a really late start here, been busy care giving, fetching and carrying and such. In the time it will take me to come visit you all and comment it will be even later. Not to worry though, I will see you as soon as I can.  

I wanted you to know I'm thinking of you. I sure miss blogging with you guys. I’ll come by your blogs as soon as my pudgy little fingers can click and my sometimes blurry 4-eyes can manage . . . later. 


Happy Friday Friends!  

I wish you a blessed and fun filled weekend!

Friday, January 10, 2020

Things To Do In Houston

Things To Do In Houston This Weekend

January 11, 2020 – January 13, 2020

 Without wasting your precious time, here are a few Interesting Things to Do & Places to visit in Houston, Texas.

Venture's Free Car Wash
FREE Car Wash


The Market at Sawyer Yards

Saturday, January 11, 2020 | 11:00 am to 5:00 pm

 It's Free!

Free Crafts for Kids
Saturday, January 11, 2020  - 11 am - 3 pm 

There you have it, a few things to do in Houston tomorrow, January 11, 2020. What are your plans for the weekend? What is your favorite thing to do on the weekend? Will you spend it with family, with friends, or alone? 

Happy Friday Night to You Blog Friends!  


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Friday, December 13, 2019

Funny Old Folks

A Friday 13th Funny Story

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Roger left for work on Friday 13th morning. Friday was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay packet.

Finally, Roger appeared at home on Sunday night, and obviously he was confronted by his angry wife, Martha who castigated Roger for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.  Finally, Martha stopped the nagging and said to Roger, 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?'
Roger replied grimly, 'That would be fine with me.'
Monday went by and he didn't see his Martha. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough so that Roger he could see Martha a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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How Do You Feel?
Two old guys from a senior center were sipping lemonade on the porch.
One asks the other, “Ralph, I’m 92 years old and even my aches have pains. You must be close to my age. How are you feeling?”
Ralph says, “Like a brand new baby.”
“No kidding! Like a brand new baby?”
“Yep. No teeth, no hair, and wet diapers.”
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Ok, enough already...
Happy Friday Night Everyone!

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Friday, October 11, 2019

Friday Funny Stuff


My Dad is a Father 

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.


The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."

The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many."

The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."

The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar.”


I wasn't expecting THAT! Were you? Did you get a chuckle out of it? I hope so.

Happy Friday Everyone!


Priest Image Source: I don't know. I found this image waaaayy back when I first started Blogging...before I knew anything about Crediting sources. 


Friday, October 4, 2019

Friday Motivation


Inspiration and Motivation 
to end the week.

"Out of difficulties grow miracles."  ~Jean de la Bruyere~

Doctors said he wouldn't make it!
GOD said otherwise...
My Miracle Grandson, Jace!
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When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. ~Henry Ford~
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"Sometimes you can only find heaven by slowly backing away from hell."  ~Carrie Fisher~ 

Or, better yet...

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"There are no traffic jams along the extra mile."  
~Roger Staubach~  
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 "Music expresses that which cannot be put into words."  ~Victor Hugo~
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Happy Friday Night!


Enjoy Your Weekend! 

Friday, September 27, 2019

Laughter Is the Best Medicine

                               Friday Night Funnies

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Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: Same middle name.         
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Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye?
A: Between you and me, something smells.    
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I've heard this one before, but I laughed anyway.
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A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The skeleton says, Gimme a beer and a mop."
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A man is struggling to find a parking space. “Lord,” he prays. “I can’t stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I’ll give up the drink and go to mass every Sunday.”
Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man says: “Never mind, I found one!”
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Okay, okay, enough already! 

That last one did the trick!!!


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Friday, September 20, 2019

Friday Night Humor


Don't Mess With the Elderly

Myra Rhodes, a little old lady living in Great Baddow, Essex, answered a knock on the door one Friday, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

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'Good morning, Ma'am,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'

'Go away!' said Myra brusquely. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money,' and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

'Don't be too hasty,' he commanded. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. 'Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'

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Myra stepped back and said with a smile, 'Well let me get you a spoon, young man because they cut off my electricity this morning.'

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Friday, September 13, 2019

Friday Night Humor

Sharing a Little Humor to End Your Day...

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Pray for Good Food

A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!”

His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!”

Her husband replied: “That’s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook…”
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Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Q: Why was the baby strawberry crying?
A: Because his mom and dad were in a jam.

Q: Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in!

Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

A: A private tutor

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Aaahhh YEA, This is perfect!

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Wellll, I didn't get a belly-laugh, but I did get a little chuckle.

What about you? Did you get to smile before bed?