Friday Night Funnies
Q: What
do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: Same middle name.
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Q: What
did the left eye say to the right eye?
A: Between you and
me, something smells.
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I've heard this one before, but I laughed anyway.
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A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The skeleton says, Gimme a beer and a mop."
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A man is struggling to find a parking space. “Lord,” he prays. “I can’t stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I’ll give up the drink and go to mass every Sunday.”
Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man says: “Never mind, I found one!”
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Okay, okay, enough already!
That last one did the trick!!!
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Hi Dellgirl I enjoyed reading your post,hope you have a lovely day my friend xx
ReplyDeletethank you for sharing the humor....
ReplyDeleteI love to read the middle name of Alexander and Winnie...hehehe....lol
hahaha enjoyed the chuckle.
ReplyDeleteOh my! Thank you for the laugh out louds, Leona!
ReplyDeleteSo cute - gave me a good laugh!!
ReplyDeleteI did enjoy the chuckle, thank-you.
ReplyDeleteAll the best Jan