Laughter Is the Best Medicine

                               Friday Night Funnies

Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

A: Same middle name.         

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Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye?

A: Between you and me, something smells.    

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I've heard this one before, but I laughed anyway.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The skeleton says, Gimme a beer and a mop."

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A man is struggling to find a parking space. “Lord,” he prays. “I can’t stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I’ll give up the drink and go to mass every Sunday.”

Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man says: “Never mind, I found one!”

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Okay, okay, enough already! 

That last one did the trick!!!

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