Cut the top off a pineapple . . .
Happy Birthday to the World's #1 Daughter,
Jordyn Lorenz!
I'm truly Thankful & Blessed . . .
to have you for my daughter!
Happy Birthday Sweet Jordyn!
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Happy New
Year to you, my blog friends! Wishing you a BLESSED, healthy, & prosperous 2026.
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Merry Christmas Everyone!
I hope THIS is your BEST Christmas EVER . . . Wishing you Love, Peace, & Happiness!!!
Happy Tuesday Afternoon, EVERYONE!!!
I wish you a BLESSED DAY!!!
I hope you’re having a wonderful day full of ❤️LOVE & HAPPINESS. I hope you're enjoying this beautiful day! ❤️
Kids Say the
Darndest Things
WHEN TO
START CUSSING!
WHACK! She flies out of her chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
gets up, and runs upstairs crying her eyes out, with her mother in hot pursuit,
slapping her rear with every step. Her mom locks her in her room and
shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks with a stern
voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young lady?
. . . is filled with Adversity
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HAPPY LABOR DAY EVERYONE!
They keep you on your toes . . . Pay attention!
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication
on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Mark, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
Mark: A teacher
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What
gets me going? What inspires me?
What makes
me want to breathe deeper,
smile
wider, even giggle a little,
then, laugh
out loud . . . alone,
and
break out into a smooth dance step…
with my
broom,
All by
myself
. . . in
the kitchen?
It’s MUSIC!
Soul-stirring
Plain, simple
Spine
tingling
Foot
tapping, head bobbing
from
side to side,
GOOD MUSIC!
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What gets YOU going? What inspires YOU?
A while
back I was reading about an expert on the subject of time management. One day
this expert was speaking to a group of business students and, to drive home a
point, used an illustration those students will never forget. As this man stood
in front of the group of high-powered over achievers he said, "Okay, time
for a quiz."
Then he pulled out a one-gallon, wide-mouthed mason jar and set it on a table in front of him. Then he produced about a dozen fist-sized rocks and carefully placed them, one at a time, into the jar. When the jar was filled to the top and no more rocks would fit inside, he asked, "Is this jar full?
"Everyone in the class said, "Yes."
Then he said, "Really?"
He reached under the table and pulled out a bucket of gravel. Then he dumped some gravel in and shook the jar causing pieces of gravel to work themselves down into the spaces between the big rocks.
Then he asked the group once more, "Is the jar full?"
By this time the class was onto him. "Probably not," one of them answered.
"Good!" he replied.
He reached under the table and brought out a bucket of sand. He started dumping the sand in and it went into all the spaces left between the rocks and the gravel. Once more he asked the question, "Is this jar full?"
"No!" the class shouted. Once again, he said, "Good!"
Then he grabbed a pitcher of water and began to pour it in until the jar was filled to the brim. Then he looked up at the class and asked, "What is the point of this illustration?"
One eager beaver raised his hand and said, "The point is, no matter how full your schedule is, if you try really hard, you can always fit some more things into it!"
"No", the speaker replied, "that's not the point.
The truth this illustration teaches us is: If you don't put the big rocks in first, you'll never get them in at all.
So, tonight or in the morning when you are reflecting on this short story, ask yourself this question: What are the ‘big rocks’ in my life or business?
Then, put the big rocks in your jar first.
Remember to put these BIG ROCKS in first or you'll never get them in at all.
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