A Blast from the Past

Kids Say the Darndest Things

WHEN TO START CUSSING!

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6-year-old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing. The 4-year-old nods her head in approval. 

The 6-year-old continues, 'when we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with a$$. The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what she wants for breakfast, she replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'

WHACK! She flies out of her chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying her eyes out, with her mother in hot pursuit, slapping her rear with every step. Her mom locks her in her room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young lady?

 ' I don't know', she blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat a$$ it won't be Cheerios!'

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