Kids Say the
Darndest Things
WHEN TO
START CUSSING!
A 6-year-old
and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?'
says the 6-year-old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing.
The 4-year-old nods her head in approval.
The 6-year-old continues, 'when
we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say
something with a$$. The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what she wants for breakfast, she replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'
WHACK! She flies out of her chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
gets up, and runs upstairs crying her eyes out, with her mother in hot pursuit,
slapping her rear with every step. Her mom locks her in her room and
shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks with a stern
voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young lady?
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DeleteWow… that scene is intense and really emotional 😳 You can almost feel the panic and fear, and it really shows the harshness of the mother’s anger. It’s hard to read, but it definitely makes the tension and stakes of the story hit hard.
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