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Thursday, June 5, 2025

Thursday Thoughts

Lilies symbolize rebirth and renewal!

They are one of the first flowers to bloom in the spring,

signifying the end of winter and the start of a new season. ~Unknown~

“Just as the Lily blooms in the midst of adversity,

so too can we find strength and resilience in the

face of life’s challenges.” ~Unknown~

Monday, June 6, 2022

One Saturday morning I got up early . . .

quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.

I hooked up the boat up to the truck and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

And that's how the fight started ...

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Tuesday, May 24, 2022

A Guide: How to be Annoying

If you find yourself at a loss for something interesting or fun to do, the following "things-to-do" are a sure thing. They will amuse, tickle, or annoy.

Lighten up, life is serious enough!

Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.

Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

Leave tips in foreign currency.

Forget the punchline to a long joke but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in family or co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad."

Never make eye contact.

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

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Friday, June 12, 2020

Get ready, Get set,

GO!

First, get in the mood and then . . .

Let the FUN begin!

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Pick One

The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family.

One of the shortest wills ever written: “Being of sound mind, I spent all the money.”

"I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."

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35 Best LOL - Animal Humor Cartoons images | Funny animals, Crazy ...

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Kids!

Dad Jokes, Dad Burns, And Then Old Folks Wonder Why Their Sons Don ...

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How 'bout THAT!?

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Happy Friday Night Everyone,

Wishing you a great weekend!

Monday, May 18, 2020

If A Dog Were Your Teacher . . .

You would learn stuff like:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a ride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

When it's in your best interest - practice obedience.

Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

Take naps and stretch before rising. Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.

When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout... run right back and make friends.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.

Stop when you have had enough.

Be loyal.

Never pretend to be something you're not.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

Courtesy of Hope & Dr. Irene Matiatos,
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Thursday, January 23, 2020

Sharing Random Thoughts

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This is from an eMail from a dear friend.

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Another eMail from a dear friend.

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Random Thoughts

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

8. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11.You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 😏

Monday, September 23, 2019

Monday Night Humor

Q: What's the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

A: One is a crusty bus station the other one is a busty crustacean.

Q: Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?

A: Because she always runs away from the ball!

Q: What type of music are balloons scared of?

A: Pop music.

Q: Did you find my horse well behaved?

A: Indeed, whenever we came to a fence, he let me over first!

Playing With Fate

In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. “Will I die?” she asks.

God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.”

With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great!

The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed. Up in heaven, she sees God. “You said I had 30 more years to live,” she complains.