A Guide: How to be Annoying
If you find yourself at a loss for something interesting or fun
to do, the following "things-to-do" are a sure thing. They will
amuse, tickle, or annoy.
Lighten
up, life is serious enough!
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Buy large quantities of
mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
Order a side of pork
rinds with your filet mignon.
Sing the Batman theme
incessantly.
Repeat everything
someone says, as a question.
Wander around the
restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
Leave tips in foreign
currency.
Forget the punchline to
a long joke but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
Follow a few paces
behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
Deliberately hum songs
that will remain lodged in family or co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz
Navidad."
Never make eye contact.
Signal that a
conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Fun!
ReplyDeleteThank you for visiting and reading my post and for taking time to comment. That means a lot to me.
DeleteI'm not for annoying anyone. So I'll just enjoy the two lovely laughing pictures in your post.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh! Have a good Memorial Day!
ReplyDeleteYou're very welcome, Nanny. I hope you have a wonderful Memorial Day too. Thank you for visiting, that means a lot to me. I am especially grateful for your comments. Your visit and your support are so reassuring to me.
DeleteRepeat everything someone says? As a question?
ReplyDeleteYes, that would certainly be annoying.
You are so right. That would certainly annoy ME! Thank you for leaving this great comment. I especially thank you for taking time to stop and read it. Wishing you all the best!
Deletelol lol
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DeleteYou made me smile! Thank you! Perhaps, sometimes we should forget how serious we are and just have fun. Have a nice Memorial Day!
ReplyDeleteHey there Kaya, it’s so good to see you. Thank you for the lovely comment. I especially thank you for taking time to stop and read it. Wishing you well, my friend! Have a wonderful Memorial Day!
ReplyDeleteHahaha...good ones Leona! Hope you're doing well and having a wonderful Memorial Day long weekend. Stay blessed always my dear friend!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for your encouraging words. I truly appreciate that you took the time to read here and to leave this inspiring response. You’re very thoughtful.
DeleteLOL !
ReplyDeleteEnjoy this last day of May and my good wishes to you for the new month of June.
All the best Jan
Thank you for visiting and reading and for taking time to leave this nice comment. I truly appreciate that.
Deleteglad you are posting regularly....
ReplyDeletehehehe.... make me smile... 😁😊
thank you for humor
DeleteThank you for visiting, I really appreciate that. I am especially grateful for your comments.
Have a great weekend
DeleteThank you. You Have a great weekend too!
DeleteI think most of these sound annoying. At least to try in public. I'll have to test them on my wife first.
ReplyDeleteThank you for stopping by, that's so good of you. I am especially thankful for this smile-making comment.
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