Monday Night Humor
Q: What's the difference between a dirty old bus stop
and a lobster with breast implants?
A: One is a crusty bus station the other one is a busty crustacean.
Q: Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
A: Because she always runs away
from the ball!
Q:
What type of music are balloons scared of?
A:
Pop music.
Q:
Did
you find my horse well behaved?
A: Indeed, whenever we came to a fence, he let me over first!
Playing With Fate
In
surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her
bedside. “Will I die?” she asks.
God
says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.”
With
30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since she’s
in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair
transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great!
The
day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the
street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed. Up in heaven, she
sees God. “You said I had 30 more years to live,” she complains.
“That’s
true,” says God.
“So
what happened?” she asks.
God
shrugs. “I didn’t recognize you.”
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DeleteLove them!! I'm going to ask my Granddaughter the one about Cinderella!
ReplyDeleteYes Nancy, that was a good one. I didn't see that coming, who would have thought??!! Thank you for taking time to leave such a nice comment.
DeleteHi Dellgirl,thanks for the chuckles you have a great sense of humour my friend xxxx
ReplyDeleteHey there Sheryl. You're welcome. I love a good laugh, keeps me from going "crazy"...LOLL Thank you for the lovely comment, I appreciate that a lot.
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