Don't
Mess With the Elderly
Myra Rhodes, a little old lady living in Great Baddow,
Essex, answered a knock on the door one Friday, to be confronted by a
well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning, Ma'am,' said the young man. 'If I could
take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest
in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'
'Go away!' said Myra brusquely. 'I'm broke and haven't
got any money,' and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the
door and pushed it wide open.
'Don't be too hasty,' he commanded. 'Not until you
have at least seen my demonstration.'
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure
onto her hallway carpet. 'Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all
traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder.'
Myra stepped back and said with a smile, 'Well let me
get you a spoon, young man because they cut off my electricity this morning.'
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