Sharing a Little Humor to End Your Day...
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Pray for Good Food
A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant.
When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!”
His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your
prayers at home before your dinner!”
Her husband replied: “That’s at home, my dear. Here
the chef knows how to cook…”
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Q: Why did the traffic light turn
red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Q: Why was the baby strawberry
crying?
A: Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
A: Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
Q: Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in!
Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A: A private tutor
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Aaahhh YEA, This is perfect!
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husband and wife in 5 star restaurant, and private tutor make me smile....
ReplyDeletethank you for tonight humor...
Have a great weekend
Hey Tanza. Thank you so much for visiting and for reading my post. I appreciate that. I especially thank you for the nice comment.
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I'm stealing the first one. I think I got them all RIGHT!
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DeleteThank you for reading and commenting. I like the way you said that.
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Good ones thanks
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, Christine. Thank YOU for coming by and for the comment.
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What a good laugh!! I'm stealing the strawberry one for my Granddaughter. She's into knock-knock jokes so I will be ready for her this time! Thanks.
ReplyDeleteHi Nancy. So so good to see you, glad you took the time to come by. I appreciate that a LOT! Thank you for your visit and especially for the lovely comment.
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Hahaha...these were good ones Leona. I have a good laugh! Have a blessed Sunday!
ReplyDeleteHey there AJ. Glad you enjoyed these and got a good laugh. Thank you so much for visiting. I really appreciate that you took the time to comment. I am thankful for your support.
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Hmmmm, for that first quiz I came up with boors, fink and punks. Sometimes I do think I'm too negative in my views of other people. Not you though.
ReplyDeleteGosh Dave, those are some funny ones you came up with. Got me giggling! I really appreciate your help, thank you for coming by. I also thank you for the great comment.
DeleteI hope you drop by again soon. Have a wonderful week!
I love corny jokes and tell them all time.
ReplyDeleteHi there Katie. I love corny jokes too, guess you can tell that though. I really appreciate your visit, thank you for coming by.
DeleteI also thank you for the nice comment. I hope you drop by again soon.
Have a wonderful week!