Thank God It's Friday!

 That look when you know it's Friday!

Jace has that feeling you get when you know it's Friday!😉 💖 

Welcome friends! 

It's time to sit back, relax, and enjoy some Friday Funnies. We hope you get a chuckle or two. 

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Just an appetizer here, keep reading.

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Keen On Cleanliness

Boss:- We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?

New employee: Yes, sir.

Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

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A lady went to a psychiatrist complaining of a terrible phobia. “Every time I lay down on my bed I get this terrible fear that there is something underneath.

“Wow” responded the psychiatrist “I’ve never heard of such a phobia, but like all phobias it can be treated, but it will likely take around 20 sessions.”

“OK” responded the lady “how much is each session?” “Oh it’s just $80 a session, but trust me it’s well worth it.”

When the lady didn’t come back to the psychiatrist he gave the lady a call. “How come I didn’t hear from you? He asked.”

“Well” responded the lady “when I came home and told my husband about the cost he thought he would save some money, he just cut the legs off the bed!"

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Two guys are walking through a game park and they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men.

They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord."

He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion.

 As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."

Happy Friday Night!