Showing posts with label fish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fish. Show all posts

Sunday, May 3, 2020

Never Lie To A Woman

A man called home to his wife and said. . .


. . . " Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box. We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up".

"Oh! And, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas. "

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.


The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"


You'll love the answer...

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box ..."

Never Lie To A Woman...!!!

Saturday, October 5, 2019

Something's Fishy

Fish Lovers...

Do you know any good fish jokes? I don't. 

Why don't you share your story with us 

in the comments section. 

We'd love to hear all about it.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam!


My Last Fishing Trip

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My Aquarium 

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