PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
~If you're not over 50 . . .
this is what you have to look forward to.~
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, "Did I wake you???"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologist s than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list!
And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
You should send this to anyone you can remember!!
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7. - I thought of that when I had a new roof put on the house.
ReplyDeleteTrue, sadly!
ReplyDeleteThis made my day!! I can relate to all of these - thanks for a go laugh! Take care!
ReplyDeleteCan definitely relate to these :)
ReplyDeleteAll the best Jan
"You can't remember who sent this list."....Dementia already....hehehe....lol....
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful weekend
Ha! Loved these. Number 16 is spot on! Have a very wonderful week. Blessings on you and those you love best.
ReplyDeleteI can definitely relate to the one with the meteorologist (nr.16).
ReplyDeleteAs for the eyes, they can ,sadly, deteriorate at any age after 50 (nr.14).
Memory can surprise. There are many old people (aged 70 to 90) out there, with a great memory.
I OVED this!!! What a fun thing on aMonday morning and besides, ain't it the truth?
ReplyDeleteI've seen these before, but they always make me smile.
ReplyDeleteLOL good ones Leona...had a good laugh. Have a great week ahead and stay safe and blessed my friend!
ReplyDeleteI can relate to many of these truths :) I laughed and felt sad a little bit at the same time but such a life and you have to accept it as it is.
ReplyDeleteThank you for making me laugh and smile!
Stay safe, be healthy and I am sending to you my very best wishes!
Lol! Geez, I hate that these are true.
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