Kids Are Quick.
You never know what will spill forth from their mouth!
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of
the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I
stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn
red in the face.."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
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Have you heard any jaw-dropping kid-talk lately? Do you find the things kids say funny? Tell us about it. We'd love to hear all about it.
LOL! Kids can say the funniest things!
ReplyDeleteHappy Weekend Wishes.
All the best Jan
Hi there Jan. You're so right, Kids can say the funniest things! They are some funny little people. Happy Weekend Wishes to you too.
DeleteWishing You All the Best!
Wonderful.
ReplyDeleteGod bless.
Victor, Thanks for stopping by here. I really appreciate your taking time to comment. I hope you have a Great Weekend!
Deletehehehe...lol...sarcasm?
ReplyDelete# No Toilet in America...
My son when first time came to USA, he said:"no toilet in his school.."
His mom ask: so, how to wash your hand?
My son answer:" in rest room..."
Hi Tanza. Thanks for stopping by here and I really appreciate your taking time to comment. No toilet? That is too too funny! thanks for the laugh.
DeleteI hope you have a wonderful Saturday night and a Great Sunday!
kids will be kids lol
ReplyDeleteyes, indeed
DeleteHey Christine. good to see you. I agree with Tanza, yes indeed kids will be kids. Thanks for coming by to read. I really appreciate your comment.
DeleteI wish you a great Saturday night and a Happy Sunday!
cute art linkletter used to have a show where kids said things that were funny...
ReplyDeletexxx Hi Lin. So happy to see you. Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to stop by. Your visits always brighten my day. Thanks also for the nice comment. I always loved watching Art Linkletter and his kids too.
DeleteWishing you a Great Sunday!
I worked at the children’s museum for 6 years and with kids in many other capacities before and after that. I could write a book on this stuff.
ReplyDeleteHi there Akasha. I don't know how you found me, but I'm happy that you did. Thank you for coming by to read and look around.
DeleteI really appreciate that you made it a point to leave such a nice comment. You should see me smiling about that.
I'm also laughing to myself just thinking about the things you had a chance to hear from kids. That would be a great book, why not go for it?
Wishing you a Happy Sunday!
That's too funny! I remember when I was working on word families with my first graders. We were on "uck" as it duck, luck, etc. One little angel said, "I know one word, but my parents told me it was a really bad, bad word." Hmmmmm....
ReplyDeleteOK... I told him to just think of another word and not to get stuck.
That's the last time I used that word family.
Hey Kay. Good to see you, been missing you. Thank you for your visit and for reading here. I especially appreciate the nice comment.
DeleteI’m glad you took the time to come look at it. That was really kind of you.
Word families, huh? _uck?! I'll bet your jaw dropped to the floor. I don't blame you, I would never teach that particular one again either. Too too funny!!!
Wishing you a wonderful Sunday!