WHEN TO START CUSSING!
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing. The 4 year old nods her head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, 'when we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with a$$. The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what she wants for breakfast, she replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'
WHACK! She flies out of her chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying her eyes out, with her mother in hot pursuit, slapping her rear end with every step. Her mom locks her in her room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young lady?
' I don't know', she blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat a$$ it won't be Cheerios!'
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You've cleaned this joke up quite a bit. And I don't mean with the $$.
ReplyDeleteI had a good laugh.
ReplyDeleteWell, even a non-native speaker of english like me , got it and enjoyed it.
ReplyDeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteWell, that made me laugh!! Thanks for that!
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