Why women should avoid girls night out...
Ladies Night Photo
The
other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the
hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit tipsy, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally loaded...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
Around 3 a.m., a bit tipsy, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally loaded...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
Girls Night Out
The
next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him, "Midnight".
He didn't seem ticked off at all. Whew! I Dodged that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. s---", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and passed gas."
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Disclaimer: This is not about ME...LOLL😊 This is an e-Mail I received from a friend.
I think I would have a cuckoo clock only half of one night.
ReplyDeleteoops but glad you had a great night out!
ReplyDeleteHA!!! Thanks for a good laugh. Be blessed and enjoy the weekend.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the disclaimer as it was too good to be true. :)
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious! Thanks for a good laugh. I appreciate you stopping by my blog and leaving such nice comments! I'm glad you like my craft items. Have a great day!
ReplyDeleteGreat humor! Well told!
ReplyDeleteOMG - that's so funny, and it's clear you guys both have a wonderful sense of humor and fun! Glad you had such a great time on Girl's Night too! Hugs, RO
ReplyDeleteMmmmmmmm, I like your spread there of wine, cheese, crackers and olives. That looks like something you'd eat on a night out at a town. Maybe at a fancy microbrewery.
ReplyDeleteLoved this blog . Funny .I showed this blog to my husband.
ReplyDeleteReading this made me laugh :)
ReplyDeleteAll the best Jan
You’re sure this isn’t you, Leona? LOL
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