Driving
Two
elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the
dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The
stoplight was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through.
The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, lawdy, am I driving?!"
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through.
The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, lawdy, am I driving?!"
**NOTE: PLEASE…TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!
It might lol.
ReplyDeleteLOLL... I hope NOT, Christine! Thanks for visiting, I love the comment.
DeleteThat joke is too funny! Hope you and yours are safe and well and enjoy a blessed Easter.
ReplyDeleteI appreciate this nice comment, Nancy. I like how you said that. Thank you.
DeleteI've driven next to people like that. The faster you can get away the better.
ReplyDeleteI agree with you, Mike. I like how you said that, got me smiling. Thank you for leaving this nice comment.
DeleteThis reminds me of my diminutive mother who used cushions to prop herself.
ReplyDeleteAC, this is funny, gave me a nice chuckle. Thank you for visiting, and especially for taking time to leave this nice comment.
DeleteUnfortunately, there are many mental cases on the road. Doctors and family don't do their duty to report them to the authorities, and so people might lose their lives.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great thought. DUTA. That’s a really meaningful comment, thank you. I want to thank you for taking time to share that.
DeleteNow that was funny! Thanks for sharing a laugh. May you and yours have a lovely Easter weekend.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome. Thank you for stopping by and for taking time to leave this lovely comment. I appreciate that so much.
DeleteReminds me of the one about this elderly woman who heard a traffic report on the news about a wrong way driver on a local expressway. Knowing that her husband was supposed to be headed to the store on that same expressway, she dialed his cell phone. When he answered, she said, "Harold, be careful. Somebody on the highway is driving the wrong way."
ReplyDelete"Ellen, it's worse than that," he answered. "They're ALL driving the wrong way!"
Dave, this is too too funny, gave me a great chuckle. Got me LAUGHING OUT LOUD over here. Thank you for stopping by and for taking time to leave this delightful comment.
Delete**Thank you ALL so much for visiting. I really appreciate that you took the time to comment. I am thankful for your support and for the lovely comments.
ReplyDeleteWishing EVERYONE a wonderful week!