Saturday, April 4, 2020

Saturday Night Humor

Lost in the Translation

Sven and Helmut worked together, and both were laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office.

Division of Unemployment Insurance | FAQ: Overpayments and refunds

Asked his occupation, Helmut said "Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto cotton panties."

The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classed as unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.

Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job the clerk gave Sven $600 a week.

When Helmut found out he was furious. He stormed back in to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.

The clerk explained: panty stitchers were unskilled and diesel fitters were skilled labor.

"What skill?" yelled Helmut. "

I sew the elastic on, Sven pulls on it and says, "Yep, diesel fitter".



13 comments:

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    1. Thank you for visiting today, Christine. I appreciate the nice comment.

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  2. How can I get a job of panty tester assistant? I'll work for free.

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    1. Mike, this is funny, gave me a real nice chuckle. Thank you for visiting and for leaving this nice comment.

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    1. I didn't see that coming either, AC. Really funny. Thank you for visiting and especially for the great comment.

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  4. I agree - I didn't see that coming as well! Happy Palm Sunday!

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    1. Hey Nancy. Thank you for your visit today and especially for taking the time to comment.

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    1. Thank you for stopping by and for taking time to comment, Tanza.

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  6. That sure perked me up this evening, and I thank you! Hugs, RO

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    1. You're welcome, RO. I appreciate what you said. This comment made me smile. Thank you.

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  7. **Thank you ALL so much for visiting. I really appreciate that you took the time to comment. I am thankful for your support and for the lovely comments.

    Wishing EVERYONE a wonderful week!

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