I need a good laugh! What about you? Have you heard any good jokes lately? Tell us all about it in the comments section. We'd love to hear it.
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Husband
[:D] Darling, my sweet heart I will be enjoying this Sunday.
Wife:
How?
Husband:
I bought three tickets for the movie.
Wife:
that’s great, but there are two of us, why did you buy three tickets???
Husband:
Darling, one for you, one for your mother and one for your brother.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
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“Someone has broken
into our local police station and stolen the toilet.
Right now the Police say they have nothing to go on…”
Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
Because he was pissed off.
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Question: How did the blonde break her leg while raking
leaves??
Answer: She fell out of the tree.
Answer: She fell out of the tree.
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Ok, enough already! These are not doing much for me. Guess I'd better stop wasting precious time and go do some "nothing".
hehehe....lol...
ReplyDeleteThank you for sharing healthy humor....
You're welcome, Tanza. Thank you for coming by to read tonight. I appreciate that.
DeleteThe movie ticket one is my favourite hahaha
ReplyDeleteYes, christine, that one made me chuckle too. Thank you for taking time to come by tonight. That means a lot to me.
DeleteThis was a lot of fun. Thank you, Leona!
ReplyDeleteHey there, Kay. It's so good to see your smiling face. I'm glad you enjoyed reading my post. Thank you for visiting today and for leaving this nice comment. You’re so kind.
DeleteWhat did the chicken say to the duck as it was about to cross the road?
ReplyDelete"Don't do it man, you'll never hear the end of it."
Mike, Mike, Mike, this is too too funny! Hilarrrious to be exact!! It sent me to bed chuckling and LOLLLing like crazy. Thank you for visiting and especially for the great comment.
DeleteThese are all good jokes. Thanks for the laugh! My favorite is the first one with the 70 yrs old man.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, DUTA. Thank you for stopping by and for taking time to leave this lovely comment. I really appreciate that.
DeleteThanks for the chuckle! I loved the first one with the 70 year old man! Have a great week!
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, Nancy. Thank you so much for visiting. I really appreciate that you took the time to leave such a nice comment.
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