I need a good laugh! What about you? Have you heard any good jokes lately? Tell us all about it in the comments section. We'd love to hear it.
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Husband
[:D] Darling, my sweet heart I will be enjoying this Sunday.
Wife:
How?
Husband:
I bought three tickets for the movie.
Wife:
that’s great, but there are two of us, why did you buy three tickets???
Husband:
Darling, one for you, one for your mother and one for your brother.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
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“Someone has broken
into our local police station and stolen the toilet.
Right now the Police say they have nothing to go on…”
Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
Because he was pissed off.
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Question: How did the blonde break her leg while raking
leaves??
Answer: She fell out of the tree.
Answer: She fell out of the tree.
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Ok, enough already! These are not doing much for me. Guess I'd better stop wasting precious time and go do some "nothing".
