A Faithful Woman
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"
Next
door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he
would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"
Hard
times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted
"PRAISE THE LORD. GOD, I NEED
FOOD!!
I AM HAVING A HARD
TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!" The next morning the
lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted,
"PRAISE THE LORD."
The
neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no
Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't."
The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!"
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lol this one cracked me up,thats so funny Dellgirl thankyou for the laugh xx
ReplyDeleteLike it. That's a good one!
ReplyDeleteLovely illustrations of the elderly lady and the bags of groceries!
LOL that's a funny one Leona :) Wishing you and yours a blessed Christmas and Holiday season!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh! That is just too funny!
ReplyDeleteLoved this! Thanks so much for your lovely comments! It's been hard getting use to not having Willow with us.
ReplyDeletehaha
ReplyDeletehehehe... lol....love to read about "groceries"....
ReplyDeleteThank you for sharing the funny stories
Ha Ha this was good :)
ReplyDeleteAll the best Jan
That's too funny :)
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