A Guide: How to be Annoying

A Guide: How to be Annoying

If you ever find yourself at a loss for something fun to do, these "things-to-do" are a sure thing. They will amuse, tickle, or annoy you.

Lighten up, life is serious enough!

-       Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.

-      Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

-      Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

-      Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

-      Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

-      Leave tips in foreign currency.

-      Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

-      Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

-      Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad." 

-      Never make eye contact. 

-  Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

What do you say? Do these amuse, tickle, or annoy you? Let us know in the comments. OR, tell us something funny. We'd love to hear it so we can laugh.