Monday, October 5, 2020

Hypocrisy & Ambiguity2

~More Hypocrisy & Ambiguity~

Deciding which shoes to wear today . . . 

1. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

2. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

3. If the police arrest a mime artist, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

4. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

5. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

6. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

7. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

8. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

9. How is it possible to have a civil war?

10. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

11. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

12. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

13. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have "S"in it?

14. Why are haemorrhoids called "haemorrhoids" instead of assteroids"?

15. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?


  1. Well 14 got me curious.
    1350–1400; Middle English emoroides (plural) <Latin haemorrhoid(a) <Greek haimorroḯda (adj.) discharging blood

  2. 1: He's just doing some shellacking (shell-lacking).

    2: Depends whether the crackers are of the cookie or southern-hick variety.

    5: If they cross anywhere else they get run over, so natural selection will take care of it.

    11: The pasta and antipasto would combine and convert into pure energy like matter and antimatter, thus destroying the universe.

    15: We can't??? I guess I better stop doing it then.

  3. These are really clever and have me really thinking! Hope you're doing well! Hugs, RO

  4. civil war, civil service - in both, the word 'civil' seems out of place.

  5. Thank you for the humor, Leona. I really needed it today.

  6. love no.7.... may be...they just talk about themselves.

    Have a great day

  7. Great post! Thanks for sharing! I agree with Tanza - love #7!

  8. So many great ones here - love the tourist season and the synchronized swimmers. I must be in a brutal mood this morning.

  9. #15. I love our tourists. But definitely feeling this comment. Looking forward to winter.


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