~The Parrot~
Wanda's dishwasher quit working
so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told
the repairman, "I'll
leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter,
and I'll mail you a check."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
"I REPEAT: DO-NOT-TALK-TO-MY-PARROT!!!"
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling,
cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any
longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
Oh no .. haha
ReplyDeleteThat was funny! Thanks for sharing a good laugh! I hope your week is blessed and beautiful.
ReplyDeleteShe should have added that to the note!
ReplyDeleteGreat, humorous story!
ReplyDeleteI've got neither a dog, nor a parrot, and now I will be thinking twice before going to a house which has them.
Thanks so much for that great laugh! Love it! Men take note!!
ReplyDeleteOh gosh! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteLove it - that is very cute.
ReplyDeleteWhat a funny way to start Monday!(lol) Hugs, RO
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