Sharing Smiles
Two snails are chatting on the sidewalk. “I’ll have to
cross the road”, says one. “Well, be careful,” says the other one, “there’s a
bus coming in an hour.
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I
have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to
me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
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Question: What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Answer: Diddly-squats.
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Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers
it's the whole sentence.
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A
retired boxer goes to see his doctor because he’s having trouble sleeping.
“Have
you tried counting sheep?” the doctor asks.
“I
tried,” the boxer explains, “but every time I get to the number nine I stand
up.”
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DeleteI do 100 diddly squats everyday.
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