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HAPPY LABOR DAY EVERYONE!
Lilies symbolize rebirth and renewal!
They are one of the first flowers to bloom in the spring,
signifying the end of winter and the start of a new season. ~Unknown~
“Just as the Lily blooms in the midst of adversity,
so too can we find strength and resilience in the
face of life’s challenges.” ~Unknown~
Happy 15th
Birthday Jace!
I wish you
the Happiest Birthday EVER! I wish you a day full of happiness and
lots of love and hugs. I wish you many more of GOD’S amazing Blessings!
I am so
thankful that God gave you to me to love and to be loved by you. Thank God that
you are mine and I am yours!
Happy
Birthday my Sunshine. You light up my
life!
I LOVE you, Jace . . . “Luv-of-my-Life”!
They keep you on your toes . . . Pay attention!
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication
on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Mark, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
Mark: A teacher
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My New Year's Wish for You!
May your 2025 be filled with as much love as your heart can stand, joy beyond your wildest dreams. . . and many precious family moments together.
I wish you good
health throughout the coming year. May prosperity find you and be ever present
in every moment of your life.
I wish you a
year filled with positiveness, growth, and countless reasons to be thankful.
I wish you peace
and a wonderfully BLESSED year ahead!
What
gets me going? What inspires me?
What makes
me want to breathe deeper,
smile
wider, even giggle a little,
then, laugh
out loud . . . alone,
and
break out into a smooth dance step…
with my
broom,
All by
myself
. . . in
the kitchen?
It’s MUSIC!
Soul-stirring
Plain, simple
Spine
tingling
Foot
tapping, head bobbing
from
side to side,
GOOD MUSIC!
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What gets YOU going? What inspires YOU?
