1st…
Remember …
They
Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.
He
thought about it for some time before responding.
"Ummm,
Just cut it ...
...into
4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
Yes, They
Walk Among Us!
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2nd - Higher Education
A dog is
so smart that his master decides to send him to college. Home for vacation, his
master asks him how college is going.
"Well", says the dog, "I'm not doing too great in
science and math, but I have made a lot of progress in foreign languages."
"Really!" says the master. "Say something in a foreign
language."
The dog says, "Meow !"
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#3 -Days of the Week
Without God, the days of our week are:
Tearsday
Wasteday
Thirstday
Fightday
Shatterday
and,
Sinday
So, allow Him to be with you every day!'
'Life is short, so forgive quickly.
Believe slowly ... Love truly.
Laugh uncontrollably…every chance you
get
Never regret anything that makes you
happy.
And, have a wonderfully blessed Sunday night!
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"Never regret anything that makes you happy"
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