How the Fight Starts

This Is How the Fight Starts. . . 

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

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My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would have thought a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started…

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Hahahaaa...I wasn't expecting THAT!