Hit Songs Re-named for Seniors
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new
lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the
"Limbo" as if it were yesterday.
They include:
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends
The Bee Gees ---
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now
I Can't See Clearly Now
Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair
A Whiter Shade Of Hair
Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping
You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Temptations ---
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone
Abba---
Denture Queen
Denture Queen
Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore
I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore
Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again
On the Commode Again
Every day may not be good…but there's something good in every day.
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Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Christine.
DeleteThe Bee Gees and Abba quite well known until early 1980's when I was teenager.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much, Tanza. I appreciate your taking time to comment.
DeleteSomehow, I know most of these songs, even though I haven't always followed pop music very closely.
ReplyDeleteI hear ya", AC! That means a lot to me. I really appreciate the nice comment.
DeleteOh, I can sing right along with the new lyrics.
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DeleteI love listning to all the oldies!! I think they are so much better than some of the music today! I remmber all these great songs and love the renames!! Nothing makes a chore go by faster than listening to the tunes!!
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DeleteThese are fabulous! I was cracking up.
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ReplyDeleteAnd The Rolling (or Kidney) Stones can go on a Steel Defibrillator Tour!
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DeleteThese were so good … I'm still laughing.
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