I love a good laugh at the end of the day.
I thought I'd share the laughter.
Enjoy!
Dad:
What did you learn in school today, son?
Son:
Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.
Question:
What's better than a talking dinosaur?
Answer:
A spelling bee!
Question:
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it already had a million degrees!
Answer: Because it already had a million degrees!
Question:
Why did the cyclops stop teaching?
Answer: Because he only had one pupil!
Answer: Because he only had one pupil!
Math teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove toward
New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles
at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?
Johnny: In jail!
Question:
What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair
day?
Answer:
Frisbee.
"Hearing Better Now"
An elderly man was having hearing problems and went to
see a specialist. The doctor fitted him with some hearing aids that brought his
hearing back to full strength.
After a few weeks the man came back to make sure the
new equipment was working properly, which it was.
The hearing specialist said, “It all seems perfect.
Your family should be delighted you can hear everything now.”
“Oh no,” the man responded. “I haven’t told any of
them. I just sit quietly, listening carefully. I’ve changed my will four
times.”
Grandson Jace is laughing. I'm laughing too.
What about you? Did you get a laugh or two?
Lol yes Dellgirl i am laughing too the last one was a ripper,what a beautiful pic of Jace ,such a happy boy xx
ReplyDeleteThank you, Sheryl. I appreciate that you took the time to come by tonight. And, I really appreciate the lovely comment and the compliment. That means so much to me.
Deletei like the changing will joke...lol!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much, Lin. I really appreciate your comment.
DeleteWishing you a wonderful week!
That's good humor, all of it. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteThe header with your grandson in it is lovely!
You're welcome, DUTA. Thank YOU for coming by. Your kind words warmed my heart. Thank you for the lovely comment.
DeleteHave a great weekend!
That last one, wow, hahaha
ReplyDeleteI agree Christine, that last one cracked me up! Thank you for taking time to read here and especially for the great comment.
DeleteWishing you a wonderful weekend!
Nothing like a good laugh Leona! :) Hope you're doing well. Thanks for stopping by. I was away in Melbourne for the past few weeks and just got back a few days ago. Hope you're enjoying your summer. Have a blessed rest of the week!
ReplyDeleteHey there AJ. It's so good to see your smiling face. That always makes my day! Thanks for indulging me by reading here. Thank you for taking time to comment on it.
DeleteI hope you enjoyed your time in Melbourne.
I wish you a super-terrific weekend dear friend!
Funny stuff to get my day started!(lol) Thanks a bunch and many hugs! RO
ReplyDeleteHi there RO. It’s so good to see you. Thank you for coming by to read and look around. I really appreciate that you made it a point to leave such a nice comment. You should see me smiling about that.
DeleteWishing you all the best!
thank you for sharing good humors....make me smile....
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, Tanza. THANK YOU for stopping by here. I really appreciate your taking time to comment.
DeleteI hope you have a Great Weekend!
I'm laughing too, thank you.
ReplyDeleteAll the best Jan
Thank you for the nice comment, Jan. I like what you said. I wish you a great weekend!
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