1. What Do You Call
Cheese That Isn't Your Cheese? Nacho Cheese.
2. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.
3. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
4. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path
5. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
6. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam!
7. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's
8. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick
9. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef.
10. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka.
***What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Sky Diver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
For #6, it could be a beaver too, right? These are just so cute, Leona! Thank you for the chuckles.
ReplyDeleteBlessings.....
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by, always great to read.
You crack me up with those one liners....
really funny-that's for the laughs!
ReplyDeleteI lent At the Starting Gate to a friend a month or so ago and she LOVED it, just as I did when I read it. You are so talented.
ReplyDeleteMuch love and huggles
Mom Carole and Katie Isabella
LOVED those one liners!
ReplyDeleteSMH {chuckling}
ReplyDeleteI need to remember these and share them with the kids. They'll get a kick outta them.