Monday, October 3, 2022

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This cracked me up...😅

Two old men go to an escort service house. The madam asks them what they want. They say women. She asks, "How old are you?" They say 90. 

So, she tells one of the girls to take them upstairs and put each of them in a room with a blow-up doll. 

So, they go upstairs and do their thing. 

When they come back downstairs the first old man asks the other "How was it?" 

The other one says, "I think she was dead, she just layed there, how was yours?" 

"I think mine was a witch." 

"A witch?" 

"Yeah, I bit her on the tit, she farted and flew out the window."


Source: Laughy - Funnys Jokes - Best Humor Online

12 comments:

  1. Just what I needed on this cold, raining day!! My husband and I are still laughing! Thanks! Hope all is well and thanks for your lovely comments!

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    1. You’re welcome, Nancy. Thank you for the smile-making comment. I also thank you for taking time to stop and read it. Wishing you well, my friend!

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  2. LOL :)

    Happy October wishes.

    All the best Jan

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  3. Heh..... Well, that would teach him not to bite..... A real witch would have turned him into a frog, though.

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    1. You are SO right about that, Infidel. It’s good to see you here. Thank you for the nice comment. I especially thank you for taking time to stop and read it.

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  4. hehehe... lol...
    Thank you for sharing

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    1. You’re welcome, Tanza. Thank you for commenting.

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