Monday, October 10, 2022

Blue Monday Remedy

~~Laughter is the BEST Medicine~~


*Zen Sarcasm – Pt. 2*


12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

 
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
 
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
 
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
 
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
 
17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
 
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.


19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
 
20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
 
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
 
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

10 comments:

  1. These are so good! I can always count on your blog to make me laugh and feel good! Hope all it well!

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  2. hehehe... lol...
    love the first meme....

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  3. Oh gosh! Every one of these are perfect, Leona. Have a wonderful weekend!

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  4. Since it's halloween, I have a joke that kinda goes with today. Why did the chicken go to the seance? Answer: To get to the other side. Happy Halloween. Hope you're doing well there.

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  5. Just stopping by to say Hi! Hope all is well with you and yours! The weather here is really nice for November so we will be enjoying having the windows open! Have a great weekend!

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  6. Just thought I would stop and say Hi and wish you and yours a great Happy Thanksgiving!

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  7. Just stopped by to say Hi and wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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