Monday, May 14, 2018

Marriage Her Way

Marriage Her Way

A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady.

After the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time

I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.

I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless

I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.

I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing

when I want with my old buddies, and don't you

give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules, any comments?"

His new bride said:

"No, that's fine with me. Just understand

that there will be sex here,

at seven o'clock…

every night...

whether you're here or not."



  1. Heh. Well, if he's going to demand everything and offer nothing, he can't complain if she starts looking elsewhere.

    1. Well, I hadn't thought about it that way. But, you are so right. I Wonder how long before he changes his thinking.

  2. Replies
    1. Yes Mary, she DID THAT! Now I'll bet he's home EVERY night...without question or complaint.


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