Marriage Her Way
A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady.
After the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don't you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules, any comments?"
His new bride said:
"No, that's fine with me. Just understand
that there will be sex here,
at seven o'clock…
every night...
whether you're here or not."
(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)
Heh. Well, if he's going to demand everything and offer nothing, he can't complain if she starts looking elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteWell, I hadn't thought about it that way. But, you are so right. I Wonder how long before he changes his thinking.
DeleteShe did outwit him. Great!
ReplyDeleteYes Mary, she DID THAT! Now I'll bet he's home EVERY night...without question or complaint.
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