After
retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The
woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I
looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the
woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The
woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly
silver hair.
She
said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'. And she
processed my Social Security application.
When
I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security
office!
She
said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability,
too'
I suppose he has to rely on those blue pills
ReplyDeleteI love those "and that's when the fight started" ones.
ReplyDeleteYup! I can see how that would start a fight. Too funny.
ReplyDeleteHahHhaha love it!
ReplyDeleteThat is truly a great idea. I always hate going to public toilets but being older now, it seems to be a must.
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