An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father scolded her harshly.
"Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?"
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute..."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family."
"OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion, plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the country club........................ (she takes a
breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year’s Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and ... ..."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff."
"Oh! My goodness! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug."
This was funny. Thank you for stopping by my page. Don't be a stranger and I look forward to coming back your way as well.
ReplyDeleteOk, now that's about the funniest story I've read in a long time.
ReplyDeleteSo how have you been girl? I don't blog as much as I use too. I miss spaces and it just isn't the same for me for some reason.
Wishing you and your family a very Merry Christmas! Hugs
Yep. That's about the size of it. Thanks for the nice comments Leona. It's always good to see you out and about. I hope you have a blessed Christmas if I don't get back here sooner.
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This is hilarious! What a coincidence that my Irish-Catholic sister-in-law was just telling me something about his last night. Sheesh!
ReplyDeleteHAAAA-larious! :-) Thanks for the chuckle.
ReplyDeletehave mercy, you see how quick money does change things around.
ReplyDeleteHow you doing girl. just stopped by to wish u all the best of the season and hoping all the joy passing through will stay within your home and heart throughout.
peace....
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