Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Laugh Lines


What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko

What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk

What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses

What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite

What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck

Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him

Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers

Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares the Dog

Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?  Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle on Their Hat

2 comments:

  1. Too funny! Thank you for the midweek chuckle, Leona.

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