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Ohhh Hardee-ha-ha-ha!~ ~ ~ ~ ~A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop.
The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.”
Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”
Joke submitted by Ted M., Sayreville, N.J. - - - Source
A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop.
The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.”
Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”
Joke submitted by Ted M., Sayreville, N.J. - - - Source
~ ~ ~ ~ ~“If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami.
Someone needs to tell the turkey, ‘Man, just be yourself.'” —Mitch Hedberg.
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What did the turkey do? It was born a turkey. That's a bad start in life.
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Sorry for the turkey getting sacrificed, but turkey meat is my allt time favorite meat.
ReplyDeleteHapoy Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeleteHappy blessed Thanksgiving to you and your family! What am I doing for Thanksgiving? Usual things: cooking, eating and then finally resting.
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LOL really cute funnies! Had dinner at my grown son's and his wife's with me bringing a bit. Nice to slow down a little. Linda in Kansas
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Jive turkeys! I can understand the turkeys in the grocery store disguising themselves as other kinds of meat, if some guy is looking for them to shoot them.
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All the best Jan
These are hilarious, Leona. I hope you had a great Thanksgiving. We won't be celebrating our Thanksgiving until this coming Saturday so I'm expecting a crazy week ahead of defrosting and brining the turkey, making pumpkin pie, a flan, 2 kinds of stuffing, etc. Arrrghhh....
ReplyDeleteLove your turkey joke! Hope you had a wonderful thanksgiving. Everything seems to be going bye so fast. Before we know it another Christmas will be here. Have a blessed Sunday!
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