Fun Facts - 8-16-2020
This PUNishment is for ALL of You!
1. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backwards poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A- flat minor.
There you have it . . .
Poultry in motion. I like that.
ReplyDeleteI like the first one with the 'two-tired' bicycle. I've never learnt to ride a bicycle and that haunts me to this day. I do, however, own an adult tricycle, but it's not much in use.
ReplyDeleteThese are fun!
ReplyDeleteOY!
ReplyDeleteLove the #9, it made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteStay safe and healthy. A warm hug and best wishes to you!
I needed these today! Love them! I like Mike's comments! Thanks for stopping by and visiting with me! Stay safe!
ReplyDeleteHaha! Hilarious! Thank you for the funnies to brighten our day! Blessings to you! (Visiting via Kathy G.'s blog, "The Second Half of My Life"... saw you in the comment section and thought I'd visit. 😊)
ReplyDeleteNot bad. I am a punny sort of guy.
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