Spam

Deleting Spam –

                                aka - The Best Way to Get Rid of Spam

The first thing most of us think about when we hear the word spam,  is all that junk and stuff that we get in our email inbox. Isn’t that what you thought when you saw my title? 

This is all about Spam, but it’s not what you think. This is about spam for real, the first real Spam, the kind that you eat. Tee-hee-hee, gotcha didn’t I?

This is how I get rid of Spam. First I get two slices of Spam lunch meat, two slices of bread, and some mustard and mayonnaise. 

Next, I spread the mustard and mayonnaise on the bread. I put one slice of Spam on each piece of bread and fold it over making a single sammich. 

Then I grab a couple of hands full of sea salt and vinegar chips and a nice ice cold bottle of something to drink to go along with my two Spam sammiches. Now I am good to go!

Finally, I prop up in my bed on my brown pillow and take a nice big bite of my first Spam sammich. I follow that with a couple of chips and chew it up really good. Now, a big Swig of this delicious ice cold lemonade and all is right in my world.

There you have it, my ideas on The Best Way to Get Rid of Spam!

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