Monday, May 14, 2018

Marriage Her Way

Marriage Her Way



A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady.

After the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time

I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.

I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless

I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.

I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing

when I want with my old buddies, and don't you

give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules, any comments?"

His new bride said:

"No, that's fine with me. Just understand

that there will be sex here,

at seven o'clock…

every night...

whether you're here or not."

(DARN SHE'S GOOD!) 

3 comments:

  1. Heh. Well, if he's going to demand everything and offer nothing, he can't complain if she starts looking elsewhere.

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    1. Well, I hadn't thought about it that way. But, you are so right. I Wonder how long before he changes his thinking.

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