Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful."
that's called selected hearing loss...lol!
ReplyDeleteI'm stealing this for the Groaner of the Week!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI love it!!!!
Lin, I think you're right...Morris heard what he wanted to hear.
ReplyDeleteHi, Kay. Go right ahead, spread the laughter.
ReplyDeleteAhahahaha!!!! That tickled me so. Thanks Leona! That poor guy's in trouble. The gal is going to get his heart rate moving to maximum speed. Ha! Thanks for coming by to visit me. Have a lovely week, my beautiful friend. *waving*
ReplyDeleteLOL! Oh my goodness, that is just too funny. Today was a "bad ear day" for me so that makes this extra funny.
ReplyDeletehaha! Yes sir! he might as well, Lord knows we don't know when our number would be up!
ReplyDeletehave a blessed week.
Just posted a blog on LOVE, question etc..., would love your prospective since you been married for a while, share the wisdom, trails, suggestions, strategy to making it through. Anticipating your response.
This fellow might die happy though.
ReplyDeleteLOL! It's funny now, but I pray I don't lost my hearing with age.
ReplyDeleteROFL! Oh my goodness!
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