Friday, July 22, 2016

A Friday Funny for You

To Be 6 AGain...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

“I'd like to be six again”, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to a theme park.  What a day!  He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, The WipeOut, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.  Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.  He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.  What a fabulous adventure! 
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 

  
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 

'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he’s gonna get it wrong.

THIS IS FOR ALL THE MEN & WOMEN WHO NEED A GOOD LAUGH.



Happy Weekend to you, my friends.

9 comments:

Lin Floyd said...

funny and so true!

dellgirl said...

Yes Lin, you are right. It is funny. Thanks for taking time to comment.

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Rhapsody said...

haha.....
however you gotta give the man props. she could have corrected him.

Medeia Sharif said...

Hilarious. He did try hard, though.

dellgirl said...

Hey there my friend. Thank you for stopping by to read and for the lovely comment. If her Mr. is anything like my Mr. she did try to correct him, that doesn't work . LOL LOL

dellgirl said...

Yes, he did try hard, didn't he.?! You're right it is hilarious.

Kay said...

Too too funny! I just read this to Art and he got a nice chuckle.

dellgirl said...

Oh wow, a chuckle from Art? What a nice compliment. Tell him I said, thanks. And, thank you for your visit. I know you are ONE busy lady.