There is a way out of this, not to worry.
Me, myself, & I are together again. The two of them (myself & I) ganged-up on me and gave me a good tongue lashing. “Girrrrrl, you better get a grip on yourself. Get a move on and get something going around here, namely ... some cool air.
“You better get some of that “arm-and-a-leg” money you’ve been saving for a rainy day, go to Home Depot and get a couple of window air conditioners and, call it a day. You grew up without central air and you can do without it now. You know the deal, when the going gets tough the tough gets going. So get tough and get going! NOW!”
Wow, thank you ladies. I needed that kick in the rear. I’ll get up first thing in the morning, run on over to Home Depot and, pick up two window units, then everything will be okay.
And, that’s just what happened. Me, myself, & I and Jordyn and Jace went to Home Depot and picked up the window air conditioners. Back at home, the two boys installed them. By early evening, the house was cool again.
Going back to my country roots has served me well many times, this one was no different. It only goes to prove the old saying is right, you can take the girl out of the country but, you can’t take the country out of the girl.
Thank God for window air conditioners and for giving my alter-egos; me, myself, & I the presence of mind to remember from ‘whence we cometh.’
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