Saturday Night Humor

Never Lie To A Woman.

Photo © by ~dellgirl~

A man called home to his wife and said, " Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. 

This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box. We're leaving from the office and; I'll swing by the house to pick my things up". 

" Oh! And, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas. "

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

You're going to love her answer...

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box ..."

Never Lie To A Woman...!!!